大学幽默英语剧本高分求几本英语剧本,要求不是百度简单就搜索到的（可以是搜到的）,人数不是太多,难度不大,避免和其他参赛班级重复.

大学幽默英语剧本高分求几本英语剧本,要求不是百度简单就搜索到的（可以是搜到的）,人数不是太多,难度不大,避免和其他参赛班级重复.
大学幽默英语剧本
高分求几本英语剧本,要求不是百度简单就搜索到的（可以是搜到的）,人数不是太多,难度不大,避免和其他参赛班级重复.

大学幽默英语剧本高分求几本英语剧本,要求不是百度简单就搜索到的（可以是搜到的）,人数不是太多,难度不大,避免和其他参赛班级重复.
梁祝
The Butterfly Lovers
第一幕 佳人倩影
英台：「Good morning teacher I’m 祝英台 ,the master祝’s daughter.I have been yearning to study for a long time.And I have been eager to enter this school since I was a child.Could you give me a chance?」走到教室门口 向老师说
老师：「What?You are a girl.Don’t you know that it is not the place for a woman to study?A woman has no talent other then to marry and bear children.You just go home and find a man without concern to marry.Woman,your name is ‘loser’ 」不屑状 拿扇子敲英台头
英台：「 Where there is a will there is a way,you know?哼」跺脚＋生气的走掉
After coming home,she feels so angry and discontented.She takes a can of spray paint,sneaks into the school and is dying to… that’s right,she spray paints the wall,until the can runs out of paint.She stops painting and feels tired.As she readies to home,she drops her handkerchief to the floor but doesn’t realize this.
山伯：「Oh,what a gorgeous babe!」山伯路过学校,与英台擦肩而过,吃惊的说.且看到地上有那位姑娘掉的手帕,便顺手捡起来.「Hope I could return the handkerchief to her next time when I meet her」
第二幕 拜访 启程
The next morning the teacher entered the classroom and found out that the wall had been destroyed and was in a mess.He was so shocked and angry!After checking his surveillance camera,he knows it was that rough girl,英台,with whom he had an awkward interaction the last morning.The teacher went to 祝家 immediately…
老师：「Master祝,please take your daughter in your hand.I know she truly likes painting,but she cannot take my classroom as a canvas!She actually took advantage of darkness of the night and left the room in a mess.Making up for your daughter’s fault is your responsibility.」歇斯底里状 比手画脚的快杀人样
祝父：「Oh my god!That stupid girl!What good things she did!I just want to kill her now!Sorry,teacher,I’ll punish her.Please don’t make what happened widely known and I will pay for the damages.」
祝父安抚老师,送出门去,冲进家里
祝父（大叫）：「英台,Come out of that damn room right now and come in to the living room.I said ‘now’; not tomorrow,not next year,NOW!」英台困惑地走出来
祝父骂：「What’s wrong with you?Are you out of your mind?You actually caused a lot of trouble at the school!You have lost the face of the 祝 family.」羞愧地摸额头摇头
英台：「That wasn’t my original intention.The fuddy-duddy didn’t give me the admission to the school.Papa,you’ve always rapped me over the knuckles and nagged on my head since I was a child,and...and you don’t even know how much of my favorite paint I had to waste because of that…square headed teacher.If he and you still forbid me from entering school then… I’m not sure if I will be able to stop my hands from opening the other cans of paint.」
英台威胁 祝父惊吓状,发抖地一语不发.祝母跑进
祝母：「Honey,calm down.Keep your cool and let her go.」扶祝父手痛哭状 英台得意貌
祝父：「All right,just do what you want.When you reach the age of maturity,I will let you leave this house.And then you will know what the real world is really like.」.